How is it possible to be this cute?
impossibly adorable, I want one
good to know you’re promoting your masturbation blog on my selfie. thanks
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
Infomercials are how I’ve learned about americans and their society.
How do you fuck up eggs so badly?
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
This definitely deserves a reblog, no matter what kind of blog you have.
I didn’t have the heart not to reblog.
Never Forget 9/11
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year